I get such a cute and adorable little blush on my cheeks when I'm a little drunk and I wish i always had it on

If anyone needs an argument for why we should invest money on public transit I just had half a bottle of wine by myself on this Amtrak train and got to talk to the server running the dining car about DND for like an hour before she gave me her number "just in case"

I forgot how weird mormons sound when they swear lmao

Why is this in my notifications??

Is anyone curious about me Does anyone want to figure me out

the love triangle is a stupid concept. why cant we all just kiss

Just being held, making those little circles on each other's skin, being close to someone curled up in their arms is my favorite kind of intimacy

Lmao Luffy would hate you, lose that flag

Mmmm I think I'm ready to be in love again

Look at my lips though

MEEEEE

I hope that all the straight men that keep staring at me in this bar are AT LEAST questioning their sexuality

being single only sucks when you're a little drunk and really want to flirt

Trying to understand the context of this led me to the absolute most British thing ive ever been cursed with