Which position though??..

eating 29 glazers today in honor of the Milwaukee Bucks

no way. no fucking way

I mean this in the nicest way possible, I had no idea James Earl Jones and Louie Anderson were still alive.

pain.

Can’t believe Flo Rida says “so many girls in here, where do I begin” and “where them girls at” in the same song. They are right in here. So many of them.

Thanks to @sasparg I am now going to use this platform to shout incoherent things and none of you can stop me

tweet a pic of your fav fullback growing up

joe biden on Hot Ones but he’s just eating 10 normal grapes

"The ol' Gravedigger."

I need more pals that will listen to my anti government ramblings without trying to get me committed

The Zamboni drivers from Nintendo Ice Hockey deserve to be recognized. Always did a helluva job.

guy who invented Prayer: This is so sick. Im going to get so much free shit from god. This is the cleanest scam yet. So glad I invented this

fuck

you know it’s a bad day for fishing when you reel in one of these

Today in 1974, Bea Arthur takes a drag off a lung dart and realizes she is somehow simultaneously both more woman than most women and more man than most men.