“Please tell me you’re not here to hand over more paperwork.” One of Chaldea’s Overworked Scientist, who goes by the name Emma. Detailed | Semi SFW | (Rarely NSFW) New to fate verse Mun is over 18+ Mun: Sleep FGOverse #FateRP curiouscat.me/Chaldeascience {Please do not reply to pin}

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❝Take a war to make you spend. Take a jam to make you think. Take a challenge to make you great.❞ — #FateRP || #MVRP. — Penned by #Tɪɢᴇʀ. — I do edits, ask away! — RT's are appreciated.

#FolkloreThursday The Arrhephoria was an Greek nocturnal festival celebrated during the 5th century, in midsummer to honour Aphrodite.Two young girls were given a mysterious object in a basket by a priestess to be left for the goddess.The contents of the basket, were unknown.

i always forget that pietro is a sheep villager i’m just like oh yeah his species is Clown

I'm pretty sure cycy would charge me with this crime.

Well? Didn't have Apollo tell you about my arrival? He has to be somewhere. What a shame. I was hoping for a stripper in a cake at the very least. Have us gods lost our festivity?

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Should have known someone like you wouldn't know. Unlike you I actually know a lot about humans. The stripper!!! Pops out of a large cake! Huge! Humongous! It's art!!

What a cute way of rejecting someone! "Sorry, you look like a puppy to me!!" I'll start using that from now on.

We could prepare now but then someone will have to foot the bill and I know that's me. Hm, I could always celebrate with the wine I stole from Dionysus. Ehhh, this is a fitting occasion, right? Bottoms up.

// I'm not lesbian but I'm kinda gay for Scathach and she fucking said no yesterday. I live in a timeline abandoned by the Lord Almighty. *kazoo noise of the sad trombone sound from the Price is Right*

Me: oi, what do you have there? Little Gaweenie: a knife!!! Me: HECK YEAH, STICK IT TO THE AUTHORITY.

I'm about to go out in public, pussy out. COME ON WHISKERS YOU FAT FUCK. WE NEED TO TRAIN YOU TO TAKE WALKS. YOU NEED TO RELEARN YOUR INSTINCTS. I WILL CATCH A LIZARD FOR YOU AND YOU WILL LEARN HOW GODS DO DIVINATIONS.

// Oh, I gotta go add more stuff to the pinned. I forgot. Pfft.

I don't think I can eat the food dyed spaghetti. I think I'm gonna be sick. It looks gross. Sometimes. Beauty. Is. Objective.

I know I'm the goddess of beauty and all that but if you serve me,,,, if you SERVE ME,,, those high class dishes that's $40 and you hand ME like,,, some exotic leaf,,, some weird sauce from Japan,,,, and like one bite of chicken, i do not care how beautiful it is, I WILL HATE IT