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Grantford Ritchie

@grantra

Former Republican; left the party long before treason & espionage became the norm. Freelance writer. Tweets= mix of comedy, snark, white lies, yet 99% truthful

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calendar_today17-07-2009 12:43:59

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On #electionday2024 All that matters is #vote It doesn’t matter: - number of huge flags flying on pick up trucks - number of MAGA posts on Xhitter - crowd sizes, or lack of #VoteKamala

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The sad thing is, no matter who wins the presidency, I will be pushing back on right-wing lies & gaslighting for the rest of my life. Even if Trump loses & is held accountable, we’re still dealing with MAGAphiliacs, in office or with loud voices #Vote2024 #VoteKamala

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Dear #DonaldTrump Later today, I’ll be experiencing an uncontrollable evacuation of my bowels. To be clear, it’s colonoscopy prep and not a wear-garbage-bags-type expression of solidarity

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Paraphrasing a quote from Republican Michael Murphy several years ago about Repubs. We’re like eunuchs at a party at the Playboy mansion. We can watch what’s going on, but we can’t participate

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“Daddy?” Yes Johnny? “King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?” “Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”

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Silver linings? - ratings of presidents will have 45 and 47* at the very bottom - Trump will set a new record for impeachments (3? 4?) * maybe 48 if Biden resigns