You understand the assignment. Let’s go!

On #electionday2024 All that matters is #vote It doesn’t matter: - number of huge flags flying on pick up trucks - number of MAGA posts on Xhitter - crowd sizes, or lack of #VoteKamala

The sad thing is, no matter who wins the presidency, I will be pushing back on right-wing lies & gaslighting for the rest of my life. Even if Trump loses & is held accountable, we’re still dealing with MAGAphiliacs, in office or with loud voices #Vote2024 #VoteKamala

MAGAs will lie until the polls close

Agree

I’d like to take this moment to say a hearty FUCK YOU to Merrick Garland.

Big win for post-liberal politics and economics. Also for measles, mumps, polio, and tooth decay.

bro he's gonna let you die

Gee, isn't THAT fucking weird?

Dear #DonaldTrump Later today, I’ll be experiencing an uncontrollable evacuation of my bowels. To be clear, it’s colonoscopy prep and not a wear-garbage-bags-type expression of solidarity

Unbelievable! But at least my cats seem to be taking it in stride

Unbelievable! Future under #Trump

"They're eating the cats, they're eating the dogs" proved a more effective message than "Let me help you buy your first house."

Paraphrasing a quote from Republican Michael Murphy several years ago about Repubs. We’re like eunuchs at a party at the Playboy mansion. We can watch what’s going on, but we can’t participate

Has Harris make a congratulatory call yet to Putin?

“Daddy?” Yes Johnny? “King Trump deported my friends, closed my school, forced me to work in a factory and let mommy die when she was pregnant with my little sister, so why did you vote for him?” “Because the price of eggs was too high, son.”

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

Silver linings? - ratings of presidents will have 45 and 47* at the very bottom - Trump will set a new record for impeachments (3? 4?) * maybe 48 if Biden resigns

Two piss in a pod