Summits are foreign policy at its peak #boyamiclever #dadjokes #butnocustody

Stay tuned for live commentary on #incredibles2!!! This is why they call me “boo!” 😘

My grades are all, for the most part, par!! Mostly threes and fours in my classes #thunk #gotbooks?

A police officer pulls over Werner Heisenberg and tells him he was going 75mph. Heisenberg replies “ok what was the speed limit?” The officer, stunned, rebuts “honestly I️ have no idea what road you were on” and has to let him off. #dadjokes #imsofunny #nofriends

After a divorce, does the ring become a rung? #askingforafriend

Boston’s Prudential Center promotes anything but prudishness in spending #bahston #babson

I put the “hip” in “hippocrasy” #thesoris #dicshunary #mitchmconnell

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Check out this sick rock band!! I love their symphonies youtu.be/LUWVh3wwrck #biggiecream #music #upandcoming #christmas

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If you leave the country, it’s not domestic abuse #AlabamaAbortionBan #NBATwitterLive #Riverdale #HiJane

Should have built the wall

Life hack: you don’t have to brush your teeth if you eat mint chip ice cream twice a day #puttingtheartintartar #WorldMentalHealthDay

Instead of “grab ‘em by the pussy” could Trump have said “seize their means of production?” #trump #communism #ihatetheholidays

I can’t believe Donald Trump doesn’t support Globalism!! The Earth isn’t flat #donaldtrump #flatearthhomies #thesecretingredientisracism

Few know of Billy Joel’s More Obscure “New York State State of Mind” #buffalobuffalobuffalo #godblessamerica

Family trees are called "family webs" in the south #notincestifyouuseprotection #horizontalforattention #classicjane