Hahahahaha, 0 points. What a shocker 🤣

What a shower of shit #Eurovision2024

I love how HMRC call you a customer rather than “citizen we have over a barrel any time you earn, buy, sell, or die* *Terms and conditions apply”

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All I’m saying is.. back in my day, Taekwondo tournaments were full of flying side kicks, flying back kicks, crescent kicks, reverse turning kicks, 180s, the odd 360.. what’s all this hugging malarky 🫣

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Great read by Destin on why not to believe everything you see on social media. Applies to everyone, not just those involved in the upcoming US election.

My bank statement 🤷🏻‍♂️

Happy New Year all. Spotted a chap in the pub I thought I recognised - never forget a face - turns out I went to Tae Kwon Do with his twin lads a few decades ago 🥋👴🏻 Cheers 🥂

T-minus 4 years before I can read or watch the news again 🫣

Time for all the “we’re increasing your fixed price contract which isn’t fixed price because we add a CPI clause but you can’t escape it” emails to come trickling in. Joy.

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