Scrooge's twin brother Splooge. He's very generous

Accidental briefcase swaps happen way less than you'd expect :/

If you say you dont like christmas music, thats only because you haven't listened to this christmas playlist open.spotify.com/playlist/7iTO7…

Turns out I'm a catch (funny & cute)

Kurtwood Smith and Debra Jo Rupp are absolute treasures

Can't believe that every president was born today. Must be a requirement or somethin

Do we bring our costume change to the movie theater, or do we go home during intermission of barbenheimer?

How do I audition?

Chris Pratt is Garfield are you fucking kidding me

doing this in the middle of the super bowl and seeing it get drowned out in the the thousands of tweets is horrific. free palestine

ALL EYES ON RAFAH they are doing this on purpose THE TIMING. ON THE FIRST NIGHT OF RAMADAN. IS INTENTIONAL.

I am so gd invested in these gay vampires

His voice is fucking perfect

If you're a Coldplay hater, cut that shit out

Has anyone asked the pope if he likes Wilco yet?

New best show just dropped