And for my next boyfriend I’m gonna try finding one that likes me

being 29 and single

the mold in my owala is making me evil

one of the scariest hinge prompt responses i’ve seen

my 5 year plan is to be the first woman to get a man pregnant

every man on every dating app is 5’8” either physically or spiritually. prove me wrong 🤷‍♀️

obsessed with the fact that the boy who won gold in figure skating has braces and the goofiest haircut of all time

honestly the way the sunlight was hitting the family size cannoli was borderline religious

OLYMPIC HOCKEY PLAYER HUSBAND: baby it’s so good to see you again it’s been so long FUJO WIFE: how was it……

a miracle?? on this ice?? damn i guess

how it feels

as a macedonian, this means everything to me

only woman in blue collar on intl women’s day

whoever is vaping in my train car, prepare to die

oh i’m well aware. i’m like straight men who see lesbians and are like oh well she just hasn’t tried me yet

i am the hottest regular at my neighborhood bookstore-cafe and the fattest person in my pilates class

Goals for April -lose 15 pounds -be good at my job -get 4 boyfriends

the american woodcock in bryant park right now

something about turkish men. they contain an ancient beauty

This is what I voted for.