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In the final years of South African Apartheid, the white government decided it must 1) overthrow the government of Angola 2) install a puppet regime in Namibia 3) attack Zimbabwe 4) attack Botswana 5) attack Zambia in order to survive. This did not work

greg May 20, 1986, Los Angeles Times - "South Africa Raids 3 Nearby Nations: Attacks Rebel Bases in Capitals of Zimbabwe, Zambia, and Botswana"

"Ambassador, with this MP5 you are really scaring us."

To this day, absolutely nothing funnier than them photos of Captain Tom's daughter at Wimbledon. Like a fine wine.

Unlucky for some #MyTwitterAnniversary

say what you will about the state of social media but at least folk aren't still posting big threads of old Something Awful lore to try and get followers on twitter

One of the all time things on here

Fascinated by the weird American obsession with how much money a movie makes like they’re getting a cut themselves, proddy behaviour

Me in the work Teams chat deliberately trying not to engage with what everyone's going on about:

If you're a young person, it might be hard to really understand this but the whole world used to smell like cigarettes.

swaging pipe

ever since i was a little kid i always knew i wanted to average eight hours of screen time a day

[the most american voice you've ever heard] EDM music

10 years to the day

I met Cilla Black once - she sat at a table I'd reserved and refused to move. Her spiteful arrogance was astounding.

"Where is your poppy, citizen?"