You know ur finally home when the only non-expired “snack” in ur pantry is matzah. Shits gas btw

Sick as a dog. Need movie recs, gonna catch up on the last 15-20 years of movies in the next 4 days. #replysnap

Everything in moderation

I’m excited to announce I will be taking my talents to great state of New York effective immediately

Mel Tucker lookin like a real saint rn

I’ve never seen a more identical father son duo than Jackson rosenzweig and his dad. Literally twins.

Tron ride at magic kingdom is unmatched

Brooke just yacked everywhere in the middle of Epcot #lightweightbabayyyyy

My wife is at the table next to me I swear on everything

Where tf is Pierson mandell

Might be most nostalgic song of all time

Secretly SOTY liberty biberty

Can I delete this new iOS update

Call me crazy but New beast games season is absolute cinema

Since when does sir Jorah Mormont coach Oregon basketball

Bagel chips are undefeated

Paul reed best player aot

Do we think we would’ve had another Jacob Roth situation if Jackson ronsenzsweig didn’t go to the military?

Rihanna back in the lab the world will soon be restored

Boss texted me this morning and said I see ur suppose to be working today what’s going on. I’m currently on top of a mountain who tf does she think she is