Fun fact: a blue whale's anus can stretch to approximately 3 and a half feet, making it the second largest arsehole on the planet, after Sakaja

You see that look, the eyes, yes, the eyes... The end is so near... Very near. Such a pity!

This is not one of us!

You wanna buy our accounts for free dude? 😆

Wathumu unakaa fine 💉

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Una tweet ukiwa hapo Shell buruburu na kinyasa imekukaza makende.

This is not how you play to come back from 4 goals down! #BarçaAtleti

Mambo na Ucha..?

Gitz  William Ruto, you backstabbing hustler cunt, from peddling chickens to prez by rimming Moi and dodging ICC murder charges like the slippery shitstain you are. Land-grabbing fucker worse than a hyena on Viagra, Weston Hotel on stolen dirt just like your soul. Now you tax the poor

♉ William Ruto, you tax-raping, protest-killing sack of corrupt shit! Hustler my ass—you’ve fucked Kenya raw with your IMF cock-sucking policies, bleeding the poor dry while your cronies stuff their pockets with wheelbarrow loads of stolen cash. Gen Z kids bled out in the streets

CHAPLIN Wilson Khalif Kairo, you slum-bred scammer from Kawangware's shithole, flexing fake riches while robbing Kenyans blind on car deals. Pocket millions for Subarus that never show? Now you're the broke fraud in remand, bank at 61k, begging like a bitch. Your Kai & Karo empire is a joke,

Thug passion Oburu Odinga, you 82-year-old shriveled Luo cum-rag, finally slithering out your dead brother's asshole like the opportunistic parasite you are. Raila carried your limp-dick legacy for decades while you hid in Bondo sucking nepotism teat. Now "leading" ODM? Your balls retired

OSINT Rein Kairo conned my bro 4m, cash. Loan he took to buy a car. Hadi leo hajarudisha hata a ksh. Bro got stressed, lost his job, his wife left with kids. Sasa he is back ocha starting afresh. Kairo will never know peace untill he make it right with the people he conned.

Kinaturamba sai Wilson Ziiii wanahepa kulipa ju kenye tunacollect haitumiki venye wanadai…leaders wakieza straighten up things…Singapore itakua rada yetu

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