This #shanty is a bit gory.. youtu.be/f84jmEIqGz8

He needs to heed the three rules for blokes over 50.. - take a piss when you can; don't wait untill you have to. - never.. ever.. trust a fart. - in the unlikely event that you get a hard on, make use of it, even if you're on your own

This 'not a #shanty' earworms' its way into my head at this time of year. Not easy to sing.. youtu.be/gIjBxR-5ZSE

It's that time of year again.. time to sing a sad #christmas #carol youtu.be/Rs55Rgoznyo

What do you think happened to this toilet ??

It's that time of year again.. 🎄🤶youtu.be/Rs55Rgoznyo

Declaration of Memes

#shanty time! Dogger Bank - treacherous fishing ground in the North Sea. 'Give a sheet' - slacken a rope attached to a sail, 'Twigger' - young sailor (tell him enough times and he'll 'twig' what you're on about). youtu.be/Wy_8xyRSDf4

Close your eyes and imagine that you're holding your breath in an #underwater cave and you can't find where you came in. Adrenaline is not your friend here, so DONT PANIC! oneills.press/2021/01/27/tak…

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I recently taught Ralph how to play the trumpet on the London Underground. He went from Barking to Tooting in just under an hour! 🤪😂

Evil Dead Ash (☥𝐃𝐁)

all of these and a good few more

The previous owner of our house left a load of old Middle Eastern carpets in the loft; ideal for lining a pond, which was yesterdays task. However, this morning we were greeted by this..

What do you think?

Got asked about the slingshot effect of the moon the other day. Well, apart from a bit of gravity..