Minnesota is so retarded We give hundreds of Billions of dollars to daycares and autism centers and they don’t verify they are an actual business or have kids or clients there Meanwhile, I’m getting my kitchen remodeled. My licensed and insured contractor had to get a permit

Archilochus goes to confession. He kneels down and says "Bless me, father, for I have sinned. Last night, I took the young girl, laid her on the bed of flowers, and covered her. I embraced her body, calming her fear, as if she were a doe... I caressed her gentle breasts with my

It’s wild that insurance will pay to cut your dick off but not for say, laser eye surgery

The Trump Administration affirms that there are two sexes: male and female. The State Department will operate on this objective basis for consistency, privacy, and safety in shared spaces. Thank you for your attention in this matter. 🇺🇸

USAID was funding rap careers

Wow, can't believe the CIA put the CIA person in charge of Virginia, where the CIA is based, then converted the whole state into a Democrat only state through democracy pushing propaganda, wow, really makes you think.

We are being ruled by a bunch of extremely mediocre, mostly female marxists. When you kick them out of their politically connected sinecures, they are valued by the free market at about $19/hr

"Animals walk around in a state of permanent religious intoxication."

Another historical meme

This simple creature, while expecting to be taken care of by more able others, does not make a big racket, does not harass his benefactors, does not demand more, and has not enlisted his entire family in taking ever greater portions. A finer citizen than many, comparably.

They keep having to delay programming on right-wing fascism because of left-wing violence.

every would-be assassin should be wrapped in aluminum foil and positioned for photos like a gay baked potato. they should tour him around the country so we can all come see the gay baked potato before his public floggings, and throw vegetables.

Why was he shirtless?

Trump: I need this ballroom Rubio: Okay, let’s stage an assassination attempt Trump: Perfect, let’s find the gayest homosexual Kamala-supporting downlow brotha possible to carry it out Rubio: Trevor Noah? Trump: Gayer

Wow I'm actually shocked that the SPLC was featured in the latest Nathan For You episode.

"Tell the sketch artist to draw him like the gayest, most retarded, person imaginable."

Quite the photo

FBI raiding dozens of locations because a zoomer with an iphone finally did what journalists wouldn't. Pulitzer.