The Dark Knight Rise

I showed this to my wife and they said "Why would they cut this out?" What a marriage

McGregor will get less votes than Dustin did

Imagine making "being an insecure misogynist" a source of income. What do the tax returns look like? What do you tell people in the real world when they ask what you do for a living?

A US Senator.... Also his real name is Rafael Cruz but he knows his base wouldn't vote for him if he used it.

What if I did have feelings for Kristi North?

No idea what people are talking about with advertisers leaving. The ads I get seem pretty normal.

The JCU

Remys lil tastebud explosion animations playing after he tastes Stuarts blood

If only there was a phrase to describe how I feel about this news

Shazam isn't old enough to vote...

Does anyone have the original "Hit me with your car" Vine? I can't find it anywhere.

I don't mind the Simpsons but why does the Dad always ask the son about his height before he chokes him?

Do you think Cody will make a full heartfelt apology the second he gets his Visa sorted?

Fun fact, Michael Chaturantabut (Chad) taught Taylor Lautner Extreme Martial Arts. So in a way... he's responsible for the Twilight movies.

Do jails still give out free harmonicas?

Nobody tell the Marx brothers. They'll lose their shit.

Can everybody put me as a write in today? The only part of the US I've been to is Miami airport so I know you guys need help xox

Does he think the election was rigged this time too?