Would say a carried chappas for 70 today in the middle but his fatha will probs kick off. Jokes, like Bruno and big joe today

Waterlogged with Fordley tears

Jude a banker

Messi is a bit of a boy, ronaldos a bit of a boy. Let them play. I’m in awe

The best sport in the world!

Messi do us all a favour and send mbappe crying

IM EVIL! Andrew Heads

Casimeros a bit of a player mind, shaw & fernandes 👏 haaland no better than Chris wood

Nursed the ginger prince through another 90 today

Bruno fernandes about to drop a masterclass

Legends will never die

Bugatti with the same sat nav as me Astra. Phone holder on the air vent

Should have put a quid on 😂😂

First game of footy since may, lost 10-2 and scored a worldy og. Love it

VAR Howay, was on a 400 winner

Congratukations to Cramlington Brockwell FC our winners of the Fusion for Business Sunday Minor Cup!

FUCKING COME ON. Your minor cup champions Brockwell Seam. Unbelievable from the first minute from all the lads. #UPTHESEAM Goalscorers curtiscoppen ⚽️ Lewis Coyle ⚽️ Man of the match curtiscoppen 🏆

Day of mixed emotions, yes we’ve won the cup. But I’ve just paid a fiver to watch Andrew Heads

Dave Allen absolutely robbed