Thinking about the day I get to go to Nandos again 🇬🇧🍗💔

Noah Kahan is one of the most famous musicians in america for harnessing one powerful, dark truth: people fucking loved Mumford and Sons and are ready for round 2

every girl should get 12 hours a day to play video games 4-6 hours a day to lie in bed and 3 hours a day for general melancholy

“If you spend one penny of this money on that boy I will personally fly to Miami and take it from you” Financial Analyst Emily Flippen delivers an iconic speech before the close of the season. We should have expected nothing less from this absolute legend #Survivor #Survivor45

At any moment in time a 13 year old girl is going through a phase where she is really obsessed with the outsiders. i know because it happened to me. and it will happen to many more 13 year old girls for years to come... and i think that's beautiful

KEVIN!

This #NewYear I don't want to be grouchy. I want to be extra grouchy!

“You smell good” Inner me:

New year, new moi? NO WAY!!! Why mess with perfection? On the other hand... "New year, new wardrobe" is a conversation I'm willing to have.

dude came into the store, didnt buy anything and then handed me $20 for my time…. have an amazing life sir

MAKE IT MUPPETS AND THE ONLY HUMAN IS DETECTIVE BENOIT BLANC, YOU COWARDS!

Shubenacadie Sam is now in Witness Protection.

Give a mouse a cookie?? No. Give me a cookie. My life is much more complicated & tragic than a mouse’s

Honestly? Let Loose.

The rewards of The mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

love hearing i’m mean from a man, thanks bitch

They are not.