I pledge allegiance... to da bag.

His entire presidency is about giving people permission to be their worst selves.

there are two truly american art forms: jazz and eating in your car

“Madvilliany” by MF DOOM & Madlib was released 22 years ago today.

all quiet on the frontal lobe

i have to be high or drunk or else i start acting like aj soprano

Cleansing the timeline

>pointless war in the middle east >economy is in shambles >tiger woods is in the news on some bullshit Welcome back late 2000s

it’s all corrupt girl

“you are not gonna fuckin believe this,T”

not seeking revenge because rotten fruit will fall by itself

A lion would never drive under the influence, but a Tiger Wood.

there might not be a best of both worlds…

How lucky we are to experience boring, ordinary, uneventful days. Somewhere in the world, that kind of safety is unimaginable.

It’s all corrupt girl!

i cannot stop thinking about “you need to leave space for the universe to surprise you”. like woah… that changed my life I think

We haven’t seen a Duke go out like that since Franz Ferdinand

While our wonderful president was out playing golf all day, the TSA is falling apart, just like our government! Airports a total disaster!