me: “Sorry I was late. The traffic was crazy” the traffic:

Thinking about the time my grandpa called me on Christmas Eve when I was younger and told me Santa got a DUI and Christmas was canceled

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the war jokes aren’t all that funny when your husband is on stand by/ high alert as the next group to get deployed and you have a baby on the way LOL

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my lash appointment got canceled, i wasted my pto, spilt hot coffee on myself, starbucks messed up my order and my son peed on me. how’s your day going 🙃