when you’re the dean of a community college and you have good news and bad news

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Spotify feature to lock Christmas music until after Thanksgiving

it’s like playing “the floor is lava” except the floor is lava

sometimes I just look at myself and think… damn I’m so hot

*immediately adds to our Spanish course*

guess we should launch our new feature early :/

not the Rimchi😭

Fuck these stupid ankle biting mosquitoes

y’all act like long distance is the end all be all, this me and my ngga right NOW

utterly soulless Mewie griffin sketch i created

I am both an American and a Cultural Anthropologist who specializes in semiotics and religion. I do not understand what is going on in this flag. At all.

not me tho🥰 #NationalBoyfriendDay

did you know that there’s a

my Roman Empire is the six wives of Henry the Eighth

i can’t you blocked me

how tf do boyfriends manage to show the worst photos of you to their friends even when they have a gazillion better photos

this debate has EVERYTHING: dog eating, baby killing, transgender operations on illegal aliens in prisons