“Where you from?” “Colorado” “What part of Colorado?” “Fort Collins” “What is it by?” “Windsor, Loveland, Wellington...” “Huh?” “Boulder, I live in Boulder. The Chainsmokers song is about me” x.com/gregnixon24/st…

This brought tears of joy to me!! Life can be beautiful ❤️ hiptoro.com/you-will-be-sm…

you get butt hurt when a girl turns you down for a hookup when you ask her to drive over an hour in the middle of night when she has an 8am.. but that's none of my business 🐸☕️

We all know a sad bitch named grace

hey babe, what's your number, im tryna waste 6 months of your life

thank God Katie Jo made a twitter so she could teach me how to use it 😂

little debbie got me DYING

yall wanna go swimming just to look cute & sit in the pool. when i say i wanna go swimming, im trynna SWIM!! im talking handstands, holding my breath, diving to the bottom 💀 allat

I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I’m impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They’re all grounded.

Wait nevermind he’s not coming to Denver. I’ll be crying now. x.com/logic301/statu…

@Cameronn_A Where da 5’9” and up ladies who tryna raise a first round draft pick at?

🌻💛 HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARIN (mahr•in) 💛🌻

airport crushes are the worst because you literally never see them again

it really ruins your night when you have to turn your alarms back on for school 🙄