watching Lord of the Rings with someone is so intimate I’m saving it for marriage

Nothing unites this app quite like a corporate sex scandal

and if i saw an alien i wouldn’t even give af honestly i got too much going on fr

hello, may.

yet another good book interrupted by the shackles of employment

when i get more active on twitter thats how you know im getting insane again

*Opens Instagram* “Everything Hallelujah…”” *Closes Instagram*

all of us tonight

uh hello america

praying for a clear mind and a happy heart.

How the dudes who hacked Canvas feeling #fuckyouguys

Canvas just got hacked during the most important part of the year

opening canvas after hours of procrastinating just to find out it’s hacked

I ain't reading all those files. Just tell me if there's aliens or not.

microdosing heaven by sitting in the sun & listening to birds sing

i like using twitter because none of my friends use it

me with the pants i always wear

I don’t care about the strait of hormuz or that virus I only care about being tan and skinny