otro pensamiento treintañero fue "deja de mantener frescas tus heridas para tener pruebas para un juicio que nunca va a llegar"

SHATTERIN LIKE GLASSSSS YES, THEY’RE BREAKIN UP MY HEART THE CHAINS OF LOVE ARE CRUEL I SHOULDN’T FEEL LIKE A PRISONER

i wanted to post this with the caption "mulholland heal" and i think my frontal lobe developed mid tweet cause wtf am i doing

you everything bagel they nothingburger

I know progress isn’t linear but this is just too far

the way charlie starts copying her trying to catch her vibe but he’s only seeing her from the back… he never really got her

that joint smoked me

This is what Buenos Aires feels like in February.

kyle maclachlan is the only actor allowed to not have moved on from his most well known role bc special agent dale cooper is real and is my friend

there’s a jump move she does in this where her butt bounces like crazy that I tried a billion times and i can’t do

I think my cat is a communist she always talking bout some mao :3

When people shit on LA for being a car city it’s like really sad bc you will never fully understand that when we drive in your car I’m your baby.

me scrolling edtwt while in the mcdonalds drive thru

fat as a house sun, chopped moon, unc rising

Ok so now I should be able to cancel of my two subs and only pay for the price of one… right…

if the pitt was like glee casual by chappell roan would have started playing as the elevator doors closed on garcia and then santos would have started singing

❤️🍓

bedrotting with ur cat is the closest to nirvana u will ever reach

I have a scar on my foot from my ex-gf’s family’s pool when we visited for the Fourth of July wow I’m sick