Witnessed levels of innovation I had never considered

Vacuuming your car like this is so fuckin nails

ferrari haven’t lost in 3 weeks I KNOW MY TEAM 🇮🇹🇮🇹FRATELLI D'ITALIA🍾🍾

how it feels to say something and be dismissed by everyone and then turn out to be right in the first place

There's a whole sub genre of these now that people talk about but I continue to be completely baffled that the term "Debbie Downer" was invented by SNL

my friend is a teacher and he said the texas phone ban is working at his school although now he says the kids are all gambling with dice

Cranes in the Sky sounds even better when life is terrible.

“femme rhaenyra headcanon” umm that’s CANON 😭 she is canonically femme bisexual btw

i still think about this every day

they legit had enid dressing in lesbian colours and being handed ‘werewolf conversion therapy’ brochures by her mother…..

bf fell asleep on the phone and his cat just meowed into the mic and i said hey diva and then she meowed back…. my step daughter…. she loves me

Y'all be perfectly functioning, healthy adults that got every vaccine growing up; see 2 YouTube videos & a tik tok, then come to this conclusion.

He’s been added

When you waited the whole month to watch F1 only to get a double Ferrari DNF

Me googling how tf tennis scoring works before the CoCo Gauff vs Naomi Osaka match starting in less than an hour

well if coco had to lose to anyone i’m glad it was naomi

mine is being raped and murdered

the concept of morticia not clocking it is not wednesday 2 seconds in…..right . . . right 😭

Deadass canon that Mortica writes smut what the