Somebody needs to write the Glen Powell/Matthew McConaughey raunchy brother sports comedy. I can’t do it, because if I write it I’m gonna make them KISS

This is the highest rating a drink can receive

david muir you look so beautiful when you live fact check

Babe what's wrong, you don't like pumpkin spice wartime election eclipse hurricane season?

Moderator: Just to clarify, Springfield’s Haitian migrants have legal status Vance: The rules were you guys weren't going to fact check

The vibe for the next few days/week I fear

Yes

How about an Emotionally Well Adjusted Man actalike contest. How about that

well yes!

I suspect this will keep happening

Who’s gonna hold the CMA’s accountable for this blatantly racist lack of acknowledging black artists in the genre?????? Sadly it took till Cowboy Carter for many to notice but we can’t let this shit slide anymore?????? Anyway here’s my tweet calling it out to add to the pile

I’m so glad that The Onion is printing again.

Come on man. TikTok US. Just give me a couple more hours bro. I’m begging

I AM SO HAPPY FOR MY CLOSE AND PERSONAL FRIEND TAYLOR SWIFT

how do i explain to my nervous system that i’m not being held at gunpoint and it’s just taylor swift announced her engagement?