Emma and Corinne decided to play along with Jeopardy tonight and when I’d answer questions they’d yell at me because I would have been winning

Romeo Langford: 4 points on 2-10 from the field and 0-4 from the line... Have fun, Boston Celtics, it’s a good thing none of your games are played in Mackey

You know you’re from Indiana when you’re upset that it’s the 4th of July and the corn is not knee high

therapist: and what do we say when we feel like this? me: I’m a bad bitch you can’t kill me therapist: ...no

This is what I say to myself every time I decide to go out

it was slow at work today so I made my first tik tok

The only thing that gets me through work is thinking about how many more hours I have until I can sleep

The dude in front of me in class was flipping between looking up info about dropping acid/buying acid drug tests and typing his notes in comic sans... explains why he was using comic sans

I’m home for break and just started getting snaps of a bunch of my guy friends who are still at school trying on my clothes in my room at Purdue. I’m very puzzled, but at least I won’t be confused as to why my clothes are stretched out next time I wear them

My car keeps dying so it’s been in the shop for a month. I went to get it so I could go home for thanksgiving because it hasn’t died for them. I have the car for five minutes, turn it off to get gas, I go to start it... it died

pUrduE wON’t sCOre FoRtY poInTs aGaInSt uVa

playing UCLA on repeat rn #MarchMadness

starting and ending my college career in a 100 level course somehow feels very fitting

we played kahoot and then my professor almost had me crying

driving with the windows down listening to music really has me needing a concert asap

when you see someone wearing a Harry’s shirt at the airport >>>

thinking about how a bouncer almost didn’t let me in the bar last night even though i was sober bc i tripped on the guard rail

Nashville for New Years anyone???

This kid at my friends grad party: “can you find my sister Hayley? She voted for Biden and went to IU. She’s the family failure”