SOMEONE UPLOAD EPISODE 2 FROM THE APP PLS

Calling all Shadowhunters, Werewolves, Vampires, Warlocks, Faeries, Demons, even the fragile little mundanes. May [#OAM] be your sanctuary.

The party has arrived.

[Stares in disgust at my timeline]

Note to all #OnlyAtMidnight members; ᴍᴀɢɴᴜs ʙᴀɴᴇ is also an Admin

[Muffled mumbles behind a closed door seizing my attention as I take cautious steps forward, eavesdropping the sweet exchanges and gentle --

-- laughs from Jace L. Herondale and @VibrantNephilim, giving the most feeble knock before making my grand entrance] Oh, my, my, my. Do my --

-- eyes deceive me or do I see a very naked Jace L. Herondale and @VibrantNephilim? [Turning my head to the side, eyes lingering upon places --

-- I shouldn't] Impressive, Jace L. Herondale. So @VibrantNephilim, tell me. How would you rate his seraph blade?

[Waving a dismissive hand to @VibrantNephilim and Jace L. Herondale] Oh, honey, please. As my one night stand once said, "If I see something -

-- I haven't seen before, I'll throw a dollar at it" And plus, I did knock. @VibrantNephilim Jace L. Herondale