me trying to hold back a rude comment when I’m in a bad mood

I truly can’t express just how funny I am finding the Willy Wonka Kate Middleton saga, just spending my days chuckling away at my phone

I can’t believe that, as a country, we don’t have a better way of trying to get an appointment at the doctors, other than ringing 40+ times, then being 28th in the queue and then finally getting through and being told they’ve got no appointments left

Don’t worry everybody, it only took 61 calls to the doctors today for me to get a callback appointment, our nhs is in good hands!!!

A man just said to me “I wouldn’t like to be your bf” (referring to me being strong at the gym lmao) and he’s so right cos I actually only like pussy so I can’t imagine that would be great for him

What is actually the point in paying monthly for Amazon prime to then also have to pay for half the shit on it??? How did we decide that this was ok???

ALLY-SHIP IN ACTION. 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽Ashley James

I’m just gunna say it, I am such a HATER of the keys on a carabiner accessory trend

Just got smacked straight in the face with a T-shirt cannon at a Nickelback gig and the lad behind me swiped the t-shirt without even asking if I was okay lmao

Either people are getting thicker or more inconsiderate and rude or my patience is just getting thinner

Fucking cheek of it. Young have had so much taken away from them - can’t go find work in Europe, can’t afford a house, can’t afford education, no public spaces to hang out, kids growing up in poverty. The people who need to ‘give back to the communities’ is your thieving lot

Been trying to get You Me At Six tickets for leeds since literally 9am and ticketmasteruk has been showing 0 tickets all day fml

Who is stopping MEN from doing things for MEN?? The gays are throwing their events and parades. Do sumn for y’all selves too! Nobody stopping y’all! Have panels, parades, bbq show downs, car meets, GO CRAZY!

it’s all ‘men’s mental health’ until you’re not straight

Not a rapist. Not a murderer. Not a child molester. Not a pedophile. Not a woman beater. Not one of the hundreds of politicians whose greed is directly related to their poverty. A gay man. 👍🏾