um slow your roll there Marie Anne... maybe you haven't seen Theo bc his parents are tired of you sniffing him!

In other words today is Christmas if you believe in the Deep State

I'm asking you all to join me in creating a campaign for Michael Martin to win an Oscar for his role as Michael in Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets. It's a heartfelt, sorrowful and -- if you've spent any amount of time in environs familiar to the "Roarin' 20s" -- familiar portrayal.

You'd be right re a campaign budget... or a budget generally for that matter

Watching Olympus Has Fallen in which the terrorists use an air raid, ground assault, and double agents- if only they had known all they had to do was dress up like the dude from Temple of Doom and take selfies w DC rent a cops...

I’m sorry did you just say “fax”?

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

Weekend Watching - Bloody Nose, Empty Pockets by the rossbros available for digital purchase, rental or special edition blu-ray today 🍻 linktr.ee/rossbros

This is wild. Holding my breath for what Applebee’s has planned

The #TigerHBO series is good but would be a lot better if they sat Tiger down and handed him an iPad and made him comment on interviews w the various women in his life

Remember when Masha Gesson was right about EVERYTHING (interview from 1/18/2017) youtube.com/watch?v=rwQeKS…

I’m supposed to buy Rob Lowe as a firefighter ? “BUN-jamin”??

"um yeah hi i was just trying to go see the latest kelly reichardt film at E street?"

American corporations + socialists: classic bedfellows! cnn.com/2021/01/17/pol…

It will be tempting to shout "WE SURVIVED!" tomorrow at 12 pm -- but really, we didn't.

Wow. Kushner got the commendation, but not the woman of color who IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE VACCINE

Trump's version of the power fist in the air is so dainty

And with that I’m going to take a shower and get off Twitter