if i laugh out of nowhere just know im funny as fuck in my head

I ended a relationship of 6 months once….because I went for a job interview and a week went by without him asking me how it went.

As soon as the lips don't match the words on Netflix, I turn it off expeditiously

Somewhere in the World there is an animal that was born the same day as you and has been growing along with you.

Something has to give

Domu would be great rn :(

it bothers me so much that there are so many songs i don’t know about that i might like so much

Doctor: Sorry, but you lost all your memories in the accident

airplanes by b.o.b ft hayley williams.

The way life continues after people’s passing is one of the most humbling things ever.

yelling out “what they say” before your favorite part of song comes up makes the song better idk why lol

who remembers ‘pieces of me’ by ashlee simpson??

men be pushing 40 & still treating women bad. grow up, you about to die

I’m ngl I need that hour back gang.

It’s a little too nice outside to be employed rn Ngl

I just want it to be Wednesday at 6:30 already

Date night. I offered to split the bill. He looked me dead in the eye and said, “I’m perfectly capable of providing for you.” I said okay. I was sat.🧎🏼‍♀️