I love that normal people are just out here getting ffs now

Williamsburg, bk

Exactlyyy

The way she would make a fortune off a true crime podcast. Daughter would be running that space!

I was one thing, now I’m being another ♡

Nothing in this life is more cringe than any event that uses ‘boozy’ as a descriptor. Boozy Bowling Boozy Ice Cream Boozy Brunch Boozy Piss Baby Grow the FUCK up!

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

One of the mixed blessings of being twenty and twenty-one and even twenty-three is the conviction that nothing like this, all evidence to the contrary notwithstanding, has ever happened to anyone before.

She is running the Lena Dunham fame cycle in rapid speed! Redemption arc will be here by spring at the latest mark my words.

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whenever Lana Del Rey does something crazy all my friends text me about it like I’m personally responsible

I’m not kidding when I say she is the only celebrity I care about. This legend.

‘Superficial’ by Heidi Montag rises to #2 on the iTunes Albums chart, 15 years after its release.

Addison Rae includes a bottle of Fantasy by Britney Spears in her video for “High Fashion”

Azealia Banks weighs in on J.K. Rowling’s transphobic views: “Maybe her husband cheated on her with a Tr***ylicious diva and that’s why she’s dedicated every waking moment to making sure her life’s legacy is dedicated to harassing people who make up less than 1% of the Global

My house if I lived in Bikini Bottom:

watching Natalie Portman kill herself at the end of black swan on the biggest IMAX screen in the western hemisphere

This entire look is to die for!

Jesus announces new sermon