"Oh dear master... it appears to be Sunday again... I shall attempt... to entice your affections as always...''

"Tohsaka... Give me your scrunchies... Sakura needs to... Accessorize to attract a mate..." *Snek uses bright colors to call the Bois to the yard*

*So you chose a route in which Medusa dies huh? hope you're being good to sakura chan or she'll rip through the fabric of reality just to whoop your ass*

Sakura: "No Rider this is called purple PUR-PLE" Medusa:"That is a sphere...'' Sakura:"No the color!" Medusa:"Grey.'' Sakura:"Alright let's go with something easier... what color is my hair?" Medusa:"Grey.'' Sakura:"W-What? My shirt?" Medusa:"Grey." Sakura:"Fuck...''

"Enkidu has... very gorgeous hair... that is all.'' *mic scratching sound* *someone let her get to the PA system*

"A bike... but with one wheel... less weight... must make it faster...'' *these were Medusa's last words before she was firmly embedded in a wall with a unicycle flattened at her feet*

"I believe... I have attired myself... for the wrong holiday... I wonder if... sisters and... Sakura chan will notice...''

((A zouken? oh no... this can't end well...))

"What do you mean... it's too late for this sort of apparel... oh... I see... the seasons... are hard... for me to discern... I am always cold... as sneks are cold-blooded...''

Cyber Monday? is this another holiday to get me to strip? very we-- oh... it's not? hmm... I have nothing to sell... let me... recount a time... before we knew of my flaw... there was a time... when I was somewhat... doted upon... oh... no charge...''

"As her Elder Sister figure... I refuse to allow... these sorts of events... without my supervision... what? she's done... such things... without me before...? that is... what you think...''

((decided to double up since i missed sunday last week too uwu))

the rise in master OCs makes mun very happy, it's something the verse was lacking for a long time))

"hmm.. finding another outfit... that suits a blinder... is surprising... and with such a nice... range of motion... this is... a pleasant experience...''

"Hmmm... From my investigations... I seem to be... a subclass of moe to you... known as... the cool type... as such... my emotions are... in the way of... my attempts... so i shall let... this article do... the seduction for me... I believe it's called... a keyhole...?"

"It is time for this... Christmas... holiday again... I wonder if... I could manage... to show my sisters... this thing that... everyone seems... to enjoy...''

"Sakura chan... we must destroy the moon...''

"if I let you... Do my hair... In pigtails... May I use them... As a weapon... This time... ? If I don't have... another weapon... The ban should be ..null..."

((it low-key breaks my heart that all of the scheherazade I hang out with seem to die.))

"Some sneks eat mice... some eat gazelle... me? oh... I eat men." *brandishes unnamed dagger* "no... that is not a euphamism... waste not want not."