Call 911, wait. If he gets in call 411, don’t want to hit a gas line digging the hole.

Bag the one on the left… zero beers, bag the one on the right… not enough beers for that.

I like “Flap Jacking”

If we randomly started finding judges hanging in trees, in Minecraft, people like this wouldn’t be out walking the streets.

Is that Katy Perry?

Weebs love fried chicken 🍗

How about 1 small nuclear plant. More electricity, more reliable, and less impact on the environment.

I’ve seen Adam Driver. He’s not physically capable of throwing her around.

It will flop… unless it has Bugs Bunny in drag.

It’ll take 17 if it’s on the porch.

Worked for tips for years. Me and my friends all have, we notoriously over tip. If the service is normal still above the norm. Good service you get gloriously over tipped.

“Yacht Boys” though???

I’m sure his name isn’t Stephanie.

Don’t forget that thermostat.

The democrats here can’t let the democrats in Chicago win.

I want to know who hit who first?

Says the man who likely never goes anywhere without armed security.

Does she need the pig to scare off the islamists? Or is she capable of that herself?

Why is it most women view themselves as a collection of holes?