Baguette and Spider sittin in a tree K I S S I N G

*catches a knife that comes flying towards his head outta nowhere* Oy. Who did this.

Heh. People usually don't get upset by lies, the get upset by the truth they don't like.

Tree. Not room. Tree. *ducks in case more knives are incoming* x.com/RoyMontaire/st…

Is there a problem with that? x.com/Nooneweakdueli…

Yep. I am. x.com/RoyMontaire/st…

No luck needed. Just Whisky. x.com/RoyMontaire/st…

She does? Yeah. Criminals always steal their shit. x.com/RoyMontaire/st…

has passed out from Whisky

Gordon gives no fucks. Gordon never gives fucks. He doesn't even have any fucks to give. x.com/sonofTL/status…

Hah. And because he can't make people hate me. I already did that. x.com/sonofTL/status…

#WhiskyGlare

"Well spank my arse and call me Charlie, the fuck is going on here? Oh fuck it, where are my smokes?"

"Fuck me life, shit has changed here. ...has Minnie smoked my cigarettes? I bet she has. They're GONE."

"STOP screaming, everyone, I got a massive hangover. Shut it, just... Ahhhh."

"Yes, Lewis, you wanker. I hear you. Loud and clear. I see you are by no means less of a dick then you were back then. Congrats." x.com/Nooneweakdueli…

"I can set your shoes on fire. I can also punch you. It's all inclusive at Bentley's Punch'n'Burn services Company."

"I have a coffee, I have rum, Uh! Coffee-Rum." Breakfast time.

Cheers, lads. I think I'm a bit hungover, oh yeah, and some prick stole my smokes. Give 'em back already.