Look away from your laptop for 1 second and MS Teams will say u left the country

Don’t throw away any skin care that doesn’t work on your face. Use it on your buttocks and thank me later.

Every “urgent” task in corporate has the same ending: 3 days of silence once you submit it

"2026 IS GOING TO BE MY YEAR" Me in May:

Me after any mild inconvenience at my current job:

It's just funny how KU has a primary school, secondary school, university, hospital, mortuary etc. which means you can spend your whole life in KU.

Men from disadvantaged backgrounds.

Social media has convinced an entire generation that ordinary human behavior requires a diagnostic label. This isn't healthy.

Ndio maana walikucon chapati, what is this madness??

Hey PayPal Ask PayPal I'm not laundering 150 USD. I'm a software engineer.

I've never wanted something as badly as I want my life to dramatically change for the better. I just genuinely want to live a good life😭

The worst part of applying for jobs is having to write cover letters explaining my deep passion for a company I had no idea existed until I saw the job listing 2 hours ago😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Being unemployed is one of the most difficult periods in a person’s life. I hope and pray that everyone looking for a job finds one.🕯️🙏

Hating your job while simultaneously being grateful for your job is so frustrating.

Every time I save a PDF, I think about that lady who pointed out how insane it is that the easiest way to create one is by lying to your computer and telling it you are about to print something.

Biggest shock was how how some cultures don't have disko matanga

In a mood for no reason

DnD mpaka next year because tf!!! Fuck PMS