Teachers make you do the homework cuz they dont actually know how the answers

Apparently gen z fuckin HATES superman ("Gen z" is the nickname I have for General Zod)

oh damn, ozzy osbourne

my coding is the bird

hulk hogan?

I found this random gif and i decided to add music to it

they put me in goddamn undertale

damn, tom lehrer? rip

it's kind of wild Jared Fogle was apprehended in 2015. does not feel like there was 1 year between Jared and Trump

if spore was a good game it'd recognize that this is perfectly evolutionarily viable lifeform and it'd let you make it become a pest in future cities

loch ness monster, Frankenstein all these monsters on my mind

have black bears ever done anything at all. every video of them is like, the opposite of aura farming.

Teacher: If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound? Class "Genius": Ahhh - I can't calculate - Does... Not.. Compute 🥴🤯 Me, the prodigy janitor: (smiling wisely) Yes - and No ,

Was getting a Diet Dr. Pepper at Sheetz. Didn’t realize a man was waiting at the soda fountain behind me, so I said “Oh, I’m sorry,” & he replied “Honey, you never have to apologize for visiting The Doctor” & it does sort of feel like I encountered God in disguise.

almost every playthrough i see of undertale misses that Alphys is giving you answers here, so this may be necessary

A KINE HAS BEEN SPOTTED IN THE RIVERS OF AIR RIDERS

Wii U fans won't stand for this – bring back #SilksongForWiiU! 🤬