What I was doing instead:

Whenever I see this clip I’m always amused at how dry his hair is.

I speak for everyone

I remember when this guy was just a little tike doing his homework in the corner

Bohm

Chinese PLA soldier storming the beaches of Taiwan hearing a US Marine shout “HIT EM WITH THE GOYBEAM”

This genuinely being the last footage we have of Alex Verdugo holding a baseball bat is fucking hilarious

How it sounded on Avs radio... hilarious stuff here from Conor McGahey Tippett Michkov

I love when a team is getting beaten so badly that their commentators immediately start grasping at straws for stuff to cry about. I needed this laugh.

Sam Ersson, Matvei Michkov and Owen Tippett against the best team in the NHL:

"Couldn't do that again if he tried" Conor McGahey you are a sad sack of sh*t, you know that? Change your diaper.

You may have seen an article, and although I am leaning towards voiding the contract, there’s still a lot that has to be talked over with the Padres so the finer details are yet to be decided. Also I will not be announcing my retirement yet. Right now I am fully focused on my

That’s the sound of a loser fanbase in Colorado that allowed their home barn to get absolute overrun by Flyers fans. No wonder those shitty broadcasts are blacked out in Denver

Elite potential, guys.

lol. Lmao even

43-31 with a 1.99 ERA his offense was ASS 💔