The Silly Goose Ⓥ (@gooseridiculum) 's Twitter Profile
The Silly Goose Ⓥ

@gooseridiculum

Animal liberationist,

People lover,

Plant-based,

She/Her/Hers (definitely not an 'it'),

Mother of 8 (annually),

Silly goose

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calendar_today15-04-2020 12:06:40

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Today a bald eagle asked me where I get my protein. I was like, plants have protein bro! He was shocked. #vegan #protein #plantbased

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Today, when a human threw a piece of their bagel towards me, I charged at them so they dropped the whole bagel and ran. It was delicious. #blessed

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Goose: Knock. Knock. Human: Who's there? Goose: Honk! Honk! Human: Ahhhh! That's a classic Goose knock knock joke. #joke #honk #geeserule

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Calling all #vegan allies of the animals. Please stop calling some animals 'wild'. 'Wild' infers the need to tame. Us geese prefer 'natural' or 'free' animals. #animalrights #honk

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"Spread honks everywhere you go. Let no one ever come to you without leaving happier, honk!" -Mother Goose-resa #quotes #honk #wisdom

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Honk! Happy Earth Day! Honk! Hey humans! Take a walk and use those small featherless wings of yours and pick up some of the human stuff dropped all over the place. It would be much appreciated! Honk! Nesting season! Honk! #EarthDay

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"Tell me and I forget to honk. Teach me and I remember to honk for a time. Involve me and I learn to honk forever." - Benjamin Franklin Goose

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Humans are the only animals that would do something like this. Us non-human animals have had enough. Be kind. Today I speak for and stand with my pig brothers and sisters. 💧

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Disney+ Canada 🇨🇦 I knew some mighty ducks, mighty annoying that is. Not sure why there isn't a professional hockey team called the Geese, yet. That's a missed opportunity to say the least.