Hope Japanese twitter also likes dunking on Italians

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Everyone else on Easter: He is risen! Trump, for some reason:

Donnie (sarcastically or not) actually tweeted the phrase “Praise be to Allah” on Easter Sunday???

I was prepared to take back every bad thing I’ve ever said about the state of Connecticut if UConn had won tonight. So that’s a silver lining I suppose.

Me hoping everyone has fun at Goose in Asheville tonight.

Briefly explained the British monarchy to my 6 year old. And by briefly I mean I said England has a King. When he asked about the Queen, I told him the Queen was dead. And now he just keeps going “the Queen’s in the ground!”

AMAZON WHAT THE FUCK

Bezos himself should be tried for war crimes for Prime crashing right now

BUGS WIN!!!!

Eric Collins soul must’ve left his body on several occasions tonight

My credit card if the Hornets advance to the 8 seed

I’m irrationally excited about this. The OG Fable was my favorite video game in my formative years.

Reading what the goose setlist spells out tonight

As we all did