just wanna light your cigarette for you every morning while you tell me about how you love me and hate me all at once

remeber that one time you confused a lesson for a soul mate?

It's sad we live in a society in which people can only gain self confidence from destroying the self confidence of others.

I wanna crawl through the dark just to feel your heart beat against me .

Anxiety so high I have one cigarette hanging from my mouth and one in my hand.

We had sex once when we were really really drunk. I accidentally brought him home.

He wanted a loyal girl to come home to after a long day cheating.

My roomate has a boy coming over and his mom gave him an 11:00 curfew. If that gives you any idea of where she's at with life.

My first day freshman year at a new school. pic.x.com/8z3dNkR2pQ

I spend about 70% of my day trying to convince my dog that we're not about to be murdered by the neighbors or the doorbell.

If cleanliness is next to godliness, then my kitchen must be the portal to hell.

I didn't know my twitter stalker still existed, but according to her subtweet she's alive and more cunty than usual.

"Thanks for letting me come and hang out tonight. I had fun." "Yeah. I tried shutting the door on you but you made it in before."

I'm never wrong. One time, I thought I was wrong, but I was mistaken.

I am a walking "do not disturb" sign and I wish that people knew how to break the rules.

But enough about me, how are YOU damaged?

Girls like the chase just as much as guys do.

I just want to pour my soul out on someone and not have to worry about the mess I’ve made.

Selfie. Just because it's been a while.