I think comphet makes a lot of people forget that you can top a man without pegging him or even penetrating him Like I *love* to just come up behind him, bite his neck, and grind on him while I give him a reach around 🥵

I just learned that these chonky guys exist and that they have long bushy tails

Yesterday a finsub approached me on the other place and offered to buy me Winter Sale things off my Steam wishlist. I now have findom funded Dwarf Fortress

I like my coffee the way i like everything else: charged to your card

It's me I'm that person. These are so pretty 😍

nostalgia.haze the premise that women pretend to play video games relies heavily on the idea that people like you have value to us and that is incorrect. we play video games because the games have value, not you. you’re worthless. we wouldn’t notice if you died.

Why is reddit now "the heart of the internet" instead of the front page of the internet? And why does it keep giving me achievements that show everyone I have no life? Stahp it. Give me back my awards.

Holy shit this is one of the funniest things ever

Comedy is illegal again

“You’re a sex worker, I bet your lifestyle is crazyyyyy” Me every night at the crisp hour of 8pm:

victoria👹 I have literally given my partner butt pats and said "gg wp" with my actual voice after handing them the sex towel

"Huh... from Lumière, the Paintress didn't seem this... BIG..." - Expedition 33 VA: Grayson Drake 🍓 #sizetwitter #giantess #gts #sizefetish #macrophilia #paintress #Expedition33 #ClairObscurExpedition33

🎃やらないか?

sometimes they literally just scream “HUNT ME HUNT ME IM PITIFUL AND CANT DO ANYTHING BECAUSE IM STUPID UGHHH FIND ME FIND ME IM SHY” and that pisses me off

. ₍ᐢ๑- ˔ -ᐢ₎ ♡ gimme money _( っ /￣￣￣/ (´　 /＿＿＿/) -------------------- ♡ ૮₍ °´ ˘ ` ° ₎ა sent to you my \ ￣￣￣\ ⊂ )_ perfect goddess (\＿＿＿ \／ `) thank you for the opportunity to serve and for your blessing us and—

༺⋆𝓘𝓿𝔂⋆༻ You can always tell who’s going to be a good long term sub by how positively they try to get your attention (silent sends or sends with love notes attached) and how consistent they are