Martin: Can you tell me one example of Trump ever apologizing for anything? Parrish: Can you give me one example of Trump making a joke about someone dying? Martin: Robert Mueller. Parrish: Can you give me an example of someone’s spouse— Phillip: Nancy Pelosi’s husband.

Me after I hit up the insurance auction next week

Yeah no way Texans aren’t taking Will Anderson Jr. at three again

A.J. Brown next year when the Patriots go 6-11 but he has 1,500 receiving yards

LeBron is the same age as BOTH the head coaches in the Lakers-Thunder series 🤯

Shams Charania

BREAKING: US Foreclosure filing jump to 6 year high, as more homeowners fall behind on mortgage payments, per WSJ. Foreclosure rates are up 26% YoY with Florida and Texas topping the nation — driven by rising property taxes, insurance costs and debt strain of US homeowners, per

sorry what was that last word

McDonald's is removing self-serve soda fountains from its dining rooms nationwide, with all fountains expected to be gone by 2032

BREAKING: Delta Air Lines will no longer offer free snacks or drinks on all flights starting May 19th (under 350 miles). Meanwhile, Delta CEO Ed Bastian received $27.1 million in 2024. Consumers lose, every single time.

Marjorie Taylor Greene: Donald Trump texted me that if my son gets killed, I deserve it because I was a traitor to him. I’d probably get put in jail if I released the texts. That’s our president. That’s the man who says MAGA is everything he wants it to be.

MAGA dont even be benefiting from all this chaos. Just a temporary dopamine rush from a little bit of racism

Fucking lunatic

THEY DROPPED THIS SHIT AT MIDNIGHT LIKE IT WAS NOTHING AND IT LOOKS PEAK

Christopher Nolan asked IMAX to build him a new camera. They did. Then he and Matt Damon spent four months filming The Odyssey on the open ocean, on the largest modern Viking longship in the world, with no green screens at all. The shoot ran 91 days, from late February to August

New: Investigators found that leaders of a prison gang in Puerto Rico were selling inmates drugs in exchange for voting for Gov. Jenniffer González-Colón, a longtime Republican. After Trump’s election, prosecutors were told not to pursue charges. propub.li/4dp615e

#Texans Will Anderson Jr. three-year, $150 million extension: $32M signing bonus, $135.063M total gtd, $100.063M fully gtd. no trade clause Salaries, salary cap, yearly cash flow: $1.145M (fully gtd), $13.197M, $33.145M 2026 $21.918M (fully gtd), $28.318M, $21.918M 2027 $39.5M

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BREAKING: Marjorie Taylor Greene said the eight-week government shutdown was orchestrated by Donald Trump to prevent the release of Epstein files.

The bar exam did its job. Three cheers for the bar exam.