Net het weer van volgende week gezien, geen enkele deadline zal gehaald worden

Zwartrijden is the most fun a boy can have without taking his clothes off

Ending my thesis paper with “but who gives a fuck what I think”

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

Asking the guy on the rowing machine next to me if he wants to sync up and pretend we're galley slaves on the Nile

I’ve realized that people who spend recklessly always have a miraculous way of getting money back.

one of the realest lines ever is when kramer bursts in and he’s like who wants to have some fun???? and george and jerry are like i do. and kramers like are you just saying you wanna have fun or do u REALLY wanna have fun?? and george is like im just saying i wanna have fun

me and the bad bitch i pulled by being funny

10 years ago today, Mad Men aired its final episode

the masculine urge to make a woman sit through a youtube video that she will not find funny or entertaining

Don’t know what all the fuss is about receiving a knighthood and being called SIR all my teachers in school were called SIR and they were all massive CUNTS dya get me bruv LG x

Ik ben nog niet klaar voor het werkleven, zei net tegen m’n baas ‘is gucci gucci’

i b at the grocery store every time like dam what do i like to eat and drink

i could really use a wish right now bro

one of my airpods died now im listening to straight garfunkel

for halloween i will be okay

I walked out of Marty Supreme and went straight to Uniqlo and bought wide pleated trousers that’s how good it is

I don’t live in New York because I would have too much fun there