Throwback to when the local kids were treated to more than just a handful of treats by the local dealer. Proof that things really do go bump in the night. bbc.com/news/uk-englan… #trickortreat

And not before time. Cheerio Suella 👋

Anything by Taylor Thrift? #ASongOrMovieFor2ndHandItems

Lee Anderson has resigned to spend more time memorising the jokes on ice lolly sticks.

Football twitter losing its shit over Michail Antonio - hilarious 😂

ACAB #MinersStrike40

On the bench, Ings to Antonio: "That goal was fucking unreal" #WHUFRE

I'm not saying the cardinals are having trouble electing a new pope, but I've just seen Gazza entering the Vatican with 4 cans, a fishing rod and some chicken... #conclave

Europa League final - Shepmates, you've got the night off, fellas.

Fucking embarrassing #EuropaLeagueFinal

#CHALEY #Playofffinal Hahaha, Keeley. See you next season. Mug.

Has anyone told the Gammons that #RodStewart made a shit ton of money from a song about someone in a boat?

Mr Prince of Darkness? I've been waiting for you... RIP Ozzy

Oh, the gand old Duke of York, He is a Duke no more, He's relinquished all his titles, Because he's a lying, sweaty nonce... #PrinceAndrew

Booing Lando Norris? Why so salty #MexicoCity? #Formula1

Penalty? My arse! #SCODEN

How that's a penalty is beyond me. Soucek heads clear before Areola collides with the Forest player. Yet another #VAR shocker. #WHUFOR

#Disasi having a medical at West Ham. He might come, he might not. So West Ham...

I fkin' love football 😂 #TOTCRY

#TNT crashed? Be glad to see the back of them...