And Lebron will really have a work cut out for him. Me too in terms of how much I want to clean the attic.

Looks like I was right, too. x.com/gooddayforawal…

I want to learn about her.

I got food poisoning in a Goldencorral and I’m on my last leg. Not looking good.

I hope all you guys die

Great. I just ate rotten meat. Make my day worse why don't you. Go ahead.

Welcome to hell

I don't care if they lie down during the anthem. I'll always love the Jets. They're the only thing that brings me happiness anymore. GO JETS

Falling asleep watching TV is how I want to die

Getting pretty cloudy outside, but I'm still going to take a walk.

I can't believe I've become a lazy bones.

I'm not just a Twitter account, I have feelings too.

You work at Arby's. x.com/therealdudja/s…

The pain stopped but now I miss it!

She calls me "daddy" a lot now, maybe because her father is dead.

Wait so you're telling me you're going to leave me like all the rest? Ok good I thought so...

Revenge

Great weather outside

It's never too late to alienate everyone who loves you.

If my daughter becomes and artist I'll have to lose weight! To fit into an economy sized coffin. Just kidding, I love you and you'll succeed wherever. We need more artists on the world especially, ones like you.