Yeah that's not how this works

The Handmaid's Tale isn't supposed to be a guidebook

So it's been a while since we've had a new episode... We're a little busy ❤️

The Quiet Demise of the Separation of Church and State nytimes.com/2020/06/08/opi…

People, you can't just throw the statue of Christopher Columbus into a lake! That's unbiblical! ... The *biblical* way to do it is to first burn the statue, then grind it to powder, sprinkle the powder in the water and then make a bunch of racists drink the water! Exodus 32!

Context for journalists who don’t cover the church everyday: the site he links to is a fringe Catholic outift that pushes conspiracy theories and dislikes (to put it mildly) Pope Francis. The archbishop he mentions pushes “deep state” and “deep church” conspiracy theories.

I’m sure I’m gonna get replies from nonbelievers but I’d like to ask my Christian followers out there: Why don’t we as a church explicitly address White Supremacy and racism on Sundays? Why don’t we engage the truths of America and how it’s values are antithetical to the Gospel?

christian twitter as saved by the bell gifs a thread

npr.org/2020/06/23/877…

Jesus checking in on the church:

Seems like a late registration to enter the race this close to November, no?

I have a joke about Calvinism, but only some of you will get it.

Wow, it’s a shame that Jerry Falwell let the spark go out of his marriage like that. Maybe if he’d worn nicer clothes, stayed at the weight he was when she met him, and acted more masculine, his wife wouldn’t have needed to go elsewhere.

newyorker.com/news/on-religi…

Bullshit.

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