5D Chess: It’s a $55 billion war just to go back to the Barack Obama deal. Wait. Pay 21x more than Obama did. Same deal.

Trump is such an idiot… It wasn’t that long ago he fucked up and mistakingly called the Gulf of Mexico the “Gulf of America” then had to use an executive order to actually change the name so no one would think he was a dumbass.

Idiot…

Because Trump reopened a waterway he went to war to reopen that was already open? You MAGAT’s are working hard these days to pretzel a narrative that never makes any case for his stupidity.

So Trump got 13 Americans killed, spent billions of dollars, and gave Iran 20 billion dollars to get a worse deal than Obama? ART OF THE DEAL!

“I Beat That Motherfucker”

Idiot.

Conditions at Sanibel Island Golf course. And I paid $160 to play here.

Nice try Einstein. Swalwell isn’t protected by the DOJ and the Supreme Court.

All it would take is someone offering me $5 Million not to. I think I’d eclipse $100M in 60 seconds.

Hmmmm…where have I heard this before????

I only hope that there comes a day when we are not bombing Iran, Iran is not bombing it’s Middle East neighbors, Iran has no nuclear weapons, the Strait of Hormuz is open and gas is under $3 a gallon. Am I just being silly?

Snorting too hard can cause throat injuries like swelling of the pharyngeal muscles.

Hmm…gee…let me ask the Pope.

Republicans bitching about the successful gerrymandering vote in Virginia is fucking hilarious. They started it. Looks like we finished it. I cannot wait for a Democratic led House which will all but cripple the corrupt Trump Administration. Glorious. Simply…Glorious!

I don’t recall Steven Seagal being a Navy Cook either…

Alternative Facts

I’ve never heard him speak.

I was a fast swimmer…when I was a sperm.

I beg to differ…