Cant wait to get Trampled by White Chicks Today

I’ve been Thinking

Why debate taking my own life when i can just Play

Life hack to do good on university exams without studying just develop as many mental illnesses as possible and than take an introductory psychology class

you guys think the americans will low me a beer when i go in a month or are they Shiesty

Inject it Bro

Hello New York.

Lulu shot fucking Dead in the Bronx

Men used to build

she think i’m weird cause im weird

i’m realy good at making monkey noises i just don’t like disturbing people

i go on twitter to let out an autistic thought and to lol

bitch give butt

Left my Corporate 9-5 job today only to end up getting in the same elevator as the 9Am corporate joke specialist intern Also the elevator got stuck so I was forced to listen to his and thing 2’s endless stupid fucking Giggles

Mister Evil

I don’t think John F Kennedy would be very happy to know his Airport Sucks!!!!!!

challengers was the best nothing burger movie ever

Can’t believe in 4 months i’m gonna live in ithaca On Purpose 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Keep having dreams about old friends still being around Ima kill myself on this fine tuesday