HE WROTE THE PAPER LMAOOOO

Paul Mescal, when asked how “wild” it felt to meet King Charles. "I'm Irish, so it's not on the list of priorities"

i’m sorry is this that scene from no country for old men

every day we inch closer to "protein vape" being real. i know someone out there is in the lab giving rats a new type of cancer trying to figure it out

Unbelievable backpack to human ratio on this lad

Até o PCP percebe isto. Muito bem, João

this was a generational 24 hours

Dei duas voltas à rotunda para ver bem os candidatos às autarquias e decidi que domingo voto na Tânia Correia da Remax.

A leftist who balls with the people? Close enough, welcome back Fidel

Imagine losing first authorship because you got hit by a blue shell on the last lap 💀

Grande abraço a todos que recentemente acabaram a faculdade e tiveram de competir com 37 mil extra falsos candidatos em mercados já por si saturados!

girlfriend thought target was a bigger company than amazon. hilarious. adorable. clueless little woman. she’s up 20% YTD passively investing and I’m down $35K

Every now and then I remember the time my mechanical engineering professor in college, a native Greek, apologized for taking a month to return our midterm grades by saying, "the reason is, you see, my TA, he is a Turk."

Still think about this

when I graduated with my stats degree I walked across the stage and shook the crusty old department chair’s hand. he pulled me in close and whispered in my ear “correlation is causation a lot of the time”

all quiet on the frontal lobe