Is there anyone sadder than Elizabeth Warren at the State of the Union? She might cry and looks so miserable, and has no counter arguments.

These people are so ghetto and ratchet. No decorum whatsoever. Why didn't Mike Johnson bang his gavel and have the Sergeant-at-Arms toss them out?

The only way Judge Landya McCafferty is going to bring back inspections in NH is if she opens a mechanic shop and starts doing them herself.

BREAKING NEWS: Ayatollah Khomeini is now eligible to vote as a registered Democrat in the upcoming midterms.

Sen Tim Kaine has the same intelligence level as a box of shit.

Bad night to be a flight attendant

On which side?

How will Iranian mines in the Strait of Hormuz affect your home energy prices? Which “shithole countries” will the president bomb next? And where can you get the best Persian food in Cambridge? All that and more tomorrow on WBUR Morning Edition

If you miss a flight because of hours-long lines at TSA checkpoints, remember: Senate Democrats have voted three times to keep TSA defunded.

Mazie Hirono should resign out of embarrassment.

Hey, look, it’s three harpies who got passed over for judgeships! It’s ok. They prefer podcasting anyway, I’m sure.

We have a useless, petty local elite class that doesn’t realize it is actually fighting over who gets to be the lord of the flies. It’s a bunch of corrupt prep school Model UN kids with self-aggrandizing fantasies about their own importance. You almost feel bad for them.

Can President Trump end *Temporary* Protected Status for Somalians on March 17? No says Judge Burroughs (Obama, D. Mass). Why? Ending TPS would be a big deal with big implications. No discussion of the preliminary injunction or stay factors. Just a presumption against regularity.

🚨 BREAKING: Patty Murray a Senate Dem just spilled the beans LOUD during the SAVE America Act debate. Just admitted: “You will need photo ID and proof of citizenship in every single state, a STUDENT ID WON’T COUNT.” That’s the quiet part out loud.

The SAVE America Act has stalled after 3 days of Senate debate. Republicans can't get 60 votes for cloture. Thune says a talking filibuster is "too risky." But there's a clear procedural path to a final vote — and it's already in the Senate rules. 🧵

God forbid we go back to the tyrannical nightmare of confidently knowing who was elected within hours of the polls closing. 🙄

You mean Good Friday, right? Do better, Houston Mayor's Office.

This is exactly the sort of stuff I spent two years rooting out at the MBTA. A $713,000 for a no-bid MBTA consultant working from South Carolina. Less than 10% of his time in Massachusetts. This is Maura Healey’s culture of corruption: inside deals, no-bid contracts, and zero

The retards of boston will vote her in, too. The MA bar has no integrity for even letting her keep her license.

Home plate umpire calls hit by pitch. Red Sox challenge, call overturned (but they somehow call it a ball, saying it’s now a 1-2 count). Cardinals challenge for catcher’s interference and the runner is put on base. Kind of a mess. 🤷‍♂️