Golf's the only sport where you can be over-dressed & under-dressed at the same time and same place. #Golf #Humor

You might be a golfer if you yell "sit" and you aren't near a dog, a cat or a child.

I got a hole in one once. . . . one of 15 putts! #golf #humor

Have you ever gotten into a freak accident on the #golf course?

Ever have one of those awesome rounds where you don't lose a single #golf ball? Yeah, me neither. -the Pigeon

If you got to sit down with your favorite golfer of all time, what would you most want to ask them?

Yeah, I have tunnel vision and it has fairways, greens and flag pins. #obsessed #golf

You might be a golfer if you draw without using a pen, pencil or paper.

What do you get when you add 4 people, a packed cooler and a day at the course? Awesome. #obsessed #golf

Who's looking forward to a nice weekend of #golf?

You might be a golfer if you have more closet space dedicated to your #golf equipment than your actual clothes.

Do you plan on taking a #golf vacation this summer?

What does G.O.L.F. mean to me? Get On Le Fairway! #Golf #Humor

You know you're #obsessed when you call each of your clubs by name. #golf

Sometimes I drive my #golf cart like I'm a Nascar racer when no one is looking! #golf #confessions

Do you ever listen to golf on the radio?

Would you rather play a #golf course with too many water hazards or too many sand bunkers?

Do you have any children who love #golf?

Those days when you walk onto the course with all the confidence in the world and walk off completely humbled . . .

Do you ever use rangefinders on the course?